Love me do

It’s not Ned’s, but it’ll do. :)

It’s not Ned’s, but it’ll do. :)

sweet-pea-soup:

mynotsowakinglife:

tyleroakley:

“8 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need”

This new punctuation system needs to be implemented immediately! 

Brilliant

(via declareityours)

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

(Source: wolf-teeth, via declareityours)

vinebox:

my future child

love.

(via ruinedchildhood)

pasdesolee:

sure enough, you’ve got your hand on the button now. 

(Source: themusicbuffet, via artclasshero)

Tough day looking at all the birds outside.

Tough day looking at all the birds outside.

literallysame:

It’s Not Pitbull, It’s Amy Poehler

oh hi.

(via coolator)